Thoughts for Small Children

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time
School lunches stick to the wall
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap
It's hard to unlearn a bad word
Ask Why until you understand
It's easier to see the mistakes on someone else's paper
A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen

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