A Few Jokes

Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, I'll never part with it !
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!