Thoughts - Voltaire

There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts. - Voltaire

Will Rogers - Parrot

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

- Will Rogers

Joke? That's Dan Quayle for Ya!

The future will be better tomorrow.
- Dan Quayle

John Cleese - Play

"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play."
John Cleese

King - Brothers

"The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human and, therefore, brothers."
Martin Luther King

Jim Bishop - One Minute>>>>>>>>>

"Nothing is as far away as one minute ago."
Jim Bishop

Alice Kahn - Technology

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
- Alice Kahn

Indira Gandhi - Shake Hands

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."

A Different Take on the Bible

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

- Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde - Shallow

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
- Oscar Wilde
(but there are exceptions)

Dr Who - Childish

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Doctor Who

Quote of the Moment

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
- John Ciardi

Dr Seus - Questions

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."

Measure of a Man

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Mark Twain - Terrible Things!

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Mark Twain

Thomas Mann - Man

No man remains quite what he was, when he recognizes himself.
Thomas Mann

Committes

A committee is a cul-de-sac, down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.

Sir Barnett Cocks